Robert Jeschonek is an award-winning, USA Today bestselling author whose action-packed, envelope-pushing fiction has made waves around the world. His stories have appeared in Clarkesworld, Worlds of IF, Weird Fiction Quarterly, and many other publications. He has also written official Star Trek and Doctor Who fiction and scripted comics for AHOY and DC Comics.

Earth Warrior Omnibus with 100th Power and Heaven Bent by Robert Jeschonek

Earth Warrior Omnibus

Sexy private eye Gaia Charmer brings new meaning to the words "Earth Angel." This mysterious (and bipolar) bombshell has the power of the Earth itself at her fingertips. She has the weight of the world on her shoulders in more ways than one.

This omnibus edition collects books 1-3 of the Earth Warrior series for the first time anywhere, including:

Earthshaker: The murder of her best friend knocks Gaia's world off its axis. Out for blood on the killer's trail, Gaia and a tough-as-nails rock hound sheriff must overcome Landkind—a secret society of movers and shakers with the hearts and minds of landforms (mountains, rivers, islands, etc.)—and a vicious enemy with the key to her true identity. She risks everything to reclaim her legacy as Mother Earth in human form.

Earthbreaker: When Gaia's closest Landkind friends go missing, she launches a hunt to find them. The search puts her in the crosshairs of a deadly government program to turn Landkind—humans with the powers of Earth's landforms—into walking weapons of war. A terrible final struggle tears apart the heartland that Gaia has sworn to protect…and reveals the mastermind behind the devastation. A true enemy from long ago and far away rallies the forces of the Earth itself to crush the life out of everyone and everything that Gaia loves. Even with a team of powerful allies, can Gaia fight her way through these trials that threaten the very existence of the planet from which she gains her greatest strength?

Earthtaker: Framed for murder by an evil twin and stripped of her powers, Gaia Charmer—once a chosen guardian of Mother Earth with all the power of the world behind her—must prove her innocence while running from the law. She struggles to survive when her killer twin and Mother Earth herself join forces to take her down…though new friends keep her alive as the storm closes in. It soon becomes clear that powerless Gaia is at the heart of an apocalyptic war, a conflict she must somehow win or see all mankind wiped from the face of the world forever.

Heaven Bent

Where do superstars go when they die? A special Heaven, of course, where the music and parties go on forever. But when Stag the movie star gets there, he soon discovers that all is not as it seems. Hidden horrors lurk around every corner, and every angel has a devil inside. Worst of all, a deadly menace brews in Heaven's heart, a force of pure evil about to turn both Heaven and Earth into full-on, blistering hells. When Stag learns the truth, he teams up with the greatest dead rock stars, rappers, and movie stars to take on the danger rocketing toward them...but do they stand a chance of stopping it? Angels and devils clash in an apocalyptic struggle that shakes the foundations of reality. Shocking secrets and mysteries collide, casting aside all the lies in a final conflict that could tear down Heaven and Earth...or forge a dazzling, surprising destiny in the hands of Stag and his band of superstar rebels.

100th Power

Imagine a pair of high-tech smart-briefs on a quest to save the world for underwear-kind…a shrinkable crime-fighter hunting a killer of pint-sized superheroes…and an unseen tentacled parasite forcing human puppets into sacrificial horrors. You will meet all these wondrous oddities and more in Volume One of this brand-new collection of the unique short fiction of USA Today-bestselling author Robert Jeschonek. The 100 stories in the 3-volume set span multiple genres—everything from science fiction to fantasy to mystery to superheroes—and an abundance of sub-genres and cross-genres in between. Discover a wealth of dynamic characters, startling settings, shocking situations, and challenging ideas…plus loads of thrilling action, whiplash plot twists, and inspirational revelations. Explore a realm of mythic innovation by a writer who might just change the way you think about fiction, a treasury of stories unlike anything you have ever experienced in the universe of imagination…or will ever experience again in your wildest dreams and nightmares.

CURATOR'S NOTE

Robert Jeschonek's exclusive compilation in this bundle of bundles includes one of my favorite short stories of his, "The Empire of Underwear" in which a pair of high-tech smart-briefs try to save the world. If you think that's as strange as a Jeschonek story can get, well, then, you have a heck of a treat coming. All of Bob's stories and novels have a particular Jeschonekian perspective, one you will never find anywhere else. First time readers, I envy you the discovery. Everyone else, settle in. Even you have no idea what's coming. – Kristine Kathryn Rusch

 

REVIEWS

  • "This is a really neat cross between a superhero book and an urban fantasy. In the opening battle that shows us what Gaia's capable of, her powers are presented in a very cinematic and superhero-ish manner. All of the major battles have that superhero vibe to them, and when combined with the urban fantasy milieu rather than a world in which supers are a "thing" it creates a nifty feel. I'm utterly tickled by it."

    – H. Grove, Amazon Reviewer
 

BOOK PREVIEW

Excerpt

From Earthtaker Chapter 1

The ground shook fiercely at my command, and a fissure opened up in the middle of my cell. I dove into it, disappearing into the ground like a swimmer leaping into the churning sea.

This, I could have done without lifting a finger.

Instead of an earthquake, I reached deep into the walls of the cell, using my control of all things rock and stone to blow apart the cinder blocks. Dusting myself off, I stepped through the hole in the wall and walked off into the night as if I'd never been a prisoner at all.

This, too, I could have done with minimal effort.

Taking another tack, I channeled ley line energy from the ground, bringing up great crackling bolts of it to fill the air and electrify the bars of my cell. When guards touched the bars, they were shocked unconscious. The charge was so strong, it sprang the lock on the door of my cell, opening it before me.

Again, this could have been easily done.

For I, Gaia Charmer, am the human avatar of Mother Earth herself. No cell can long resist my power…the power of a planet at my fingertips.

So why, with all I could do, was I still sitting in the cell at the police station in Confluence, Western Pennsylvania instead of running free to track down the killer whose crimes I'd been blamed for?

Let's just say there's one force that can hold even my great power in check on occasion. One force that can sometimes stop the world from spinning, can even send it turning in the opposite direction.

And that force is love.

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"How are you doing, Gaia?" Sheriff Dale Briar walked up to the bars and gazed in at me with his bright hazel eyes. "Can I get you anything?"

I sat on a bench along the wall of the cell, staring back at him, and shook my head slowly. It was still hard to believe that we were on opposite sides of the bars. Looking out from inside a jail cell at the man who was my boyfriend was something I'd never expected.

I hadn't gotten any more used to it in the hour since he'd brought me in, either. I still couldn't wrap my head around the fact that Sheriff Briar, who'd never seemed to doubt me for a second in all the time we'd been together, had marched me out of my offices at Cruel World Travel/Charmer Investigations and locked me in a holding cell at the local police station.

"When can I get out of here?" I leaned forward on the bench, nervously twisting the blonde braid that lay over my right shoulder. "When can I go home?"

"Duke and Luna just asked me the same question." Briar hiked a thumb at the door behind him that led to the squad room. "I didn't have any better answers than I do right now."

"So are you going to charge me, or what?" I asked.

"It's complicated." Briar pulled out his phone. "I'm not sure what to do at this point, to be honest."

"You know I didn't kill Imogene Parker." I got up from the bench and walked over to him. "No matter what the evidence says."

I knew it hadn't looked good for me from the start. The 85-year-old had suffocated after being pumped full of dirt, and a note left at the murder scene had pointed a finger in my direction.

Mother Earth is coming for the wicked, it had said.

Not to mention, Imogene was the second elderly woman in town to die under the same circumstances in a matter of days—stuffed with dirt, accompanied by a cryptic note that mentioned Mother Earth.

And then there was the other old woman, the one buried under crushed cinderblocks in the basement of Imogene's house. The one who'd personally identified me as Imogene's murderer once I'd set her free.

It hadn't looked good for me from the start…so how on Earth could it possibly look any worse?

"I need to show you something." Briar held up the phone so I could see the video playing on its screen. From a high camera angle looking down on Imogene's living room, I clearly saw the old lady sitting in a recliner, watching TV.

Then, by the flickering light of the TV, I saw someone enter the room and attack. The scene was grainy and dark, but I could still see the attacker as she went to work on Imogene…especially when she glowed with radiant energy and summoned streams of dirt through the window to fill up the old lady's throat.

It was then, plain as day, that I could see the attacker looked just like me. She was slender and petite, in her mid-20s, with long blonde hair pleated into a ponytail draped over one shoulder. She even wore a black leather coat like mine with a black top and black jeans underneath.

"That's impossible," I said in a hushed voice. "I was at the Council of Landkind meeting, and then I was at the office…"

"According to Dr. Cox, the murder happened the night before." Briar switched off the video and slipped the phone back in the pocket of his uniform pants. "So where were you two nights ago, Gaia?"

The question stung. "You don't think I did this, do you?"

"Of course not," said Briar. "I'm sure you didn't…but I have to ask. If you have an alibi, I need to know what it is."

I scowled at him. "Either you believe me or you don't, Briar. I don't need to explain my whereabouts."

"Gaia, listen." He leaned toward me, locking his grim gaze with mine. "I'm being straight with you here. You don't need to convince me, but…" He drew a long breath and let it out slowly. "Between the video I just showed you, and the one from the doorbell cam, and Beatrice Brown's ID-ing you as the killer….it looks bad. There's so much here, I can't just make it go away, as much as I want to."

A sick feeling crawled through me as I heard those words. The way he'd said them, there hadn't been much hope in his voice.

"Gaia." Briar reached between the bars, taking my hands in his, and lowered his voice. "There must be another explanation for this."

He was right, but I couldn't think what it might be. I just stared down at his hands, wondering how we'd gotten to this terrible place.

"You've been through some crazy stuff, just since I've known you," said Briar. "Could this be part of all that? Some enemy masquerading as you? Someone with the same powers, able to make themselves look just like you?"

I shrugged. My memories of my current and past incarnations had never been perfect—and, lately, I'd realized they were even more unreliable than I'd thought. If a likely culprit could be found somewhere in my many long lives, I couldn't remember them…and maybe I never would.

For now, I was just as much in the dark as Briar was and facing a challenge for what might have been the first time in my existence.

I, the planet Earth in human form, was being framed for murder.

"Keep thinking," said Briar. "Because the truth is, this situation might be out of my hands."

I nodded, understanding what he was telling me. Completely comprehending the words he'd left unsaid.

"I'm slow-walking the process," he said. "I haven't charged you yet, and I've filed no paperwork. But I'll have to, sooner or later. I'll have to take a statement from Beatrice Brown in the hospital, and I'll have to interrogate you formally. I'll have to do everything by the book, understand?"

He squeezed my hands tightly, and I nodded again.

"But I'm not stupid enough to think I can figure out this mess and deliver any kind of justice to anyone." Briar narrowed his eyes as he kept his gaze locked with mine. "There's only one person in the world who can do all that, I think."

I knew exactly who he was talking about, and it scared me. Because that person had a terrible task ahead, one that might very well lead them to some very dark places.

And that person was me.

"Gaia…honey…" Briar squeezed my hands even tighter. "I can see how this is going to go. I can see it a mile away. I don't know why it's happening, and I don't know who's responsible…but I can see the writing on the wall." He lowered his voice to a whisper. "And I want you to know, Gaia, whatever you end up doing, I won't hold it against you."

A chill shot me through me as I realized what had just happened. As Briar released my hands and backed away, watching me with eyes glistening as if he might never see me again.

He'd given me permission. That was what he'd done.

He'd given me permission to do what I needed to do to save myself.

I kept thinking there must be another way. After all, I was completely innocent; together, we had to be able to get to the truth and clear my name.

But in my heart, I knew better. In my heart, I already knew damn well what I was going to have to do.

"Thank you." So that was what I told him. "Thank you for everything."

Briar nodded. "All in a day's work, ma'am." And then he smiled that wide-open smile of his, the one that had made me fall in love with him in the first place. The one that had made my love feel bigger than the world, more important than anything in it…at least for a while.

Then he opened the door to the squad room and stepped through it, looking back over his shoulder as he went. "Duke and Luna are still out here, wanting to see you. Okay if I send them back?"

"Sure," I said. "But I guess we'd better keep it short, huh?"

"Up to you." He shrugged. "Though I must admit, it's getting kind of late."

With that, he was gone, leaving me standing alone in my cell, feeling more trapped than I could ever remember feeling, even though I had the powers of a planet and my boyfriend's permission to escape before the whole world came crashing down around me.